Hey all, been a while huh? Ok so, update time! I am, one, still alive, B! Still absolutely addicted to coffee, 3, still writing and getting rejection letters, but now I've moved on to rejection letters from agents >.<. and fifthly....or fourthly for those of you keeping count, still generally same old me, just in a different place then I was the last time I talked to most of ya'all. I have also recently acquired a precocious (yes, precocious, not precious) basset hound that is currently sleeping on my legs and restricting movement. Damn those things are heavy, denser bone structure dontcha know. So yeah, that's me, in a nut shell, alive and sighing dejectedly bcause of the rejections, but struggling on anyway. I will get there someday! Someday I will be a published author gods damnit all! I will walk into a bookstore, and right there up front on the new best sellers shelf will be a big display that says "Murray the Leprechaun" and I'll get mobbed and people will want me to sign their books and a hundred years from now those copies will be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and I'll be famous and laughing my ass off at all those publishers who didn't want my manuscript going "how do you like me now huh bitches?! muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!" uhm.....**cough** I mean....I will be a very gracious winner...and will live a modest life just like I do now and won't let stardom go to my head **cough cough** ^^.